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"Truly the greatest game ever in the history of the world."
- Jerry
"Wow. That was truly amazing. I mean, holy crap."
- Greg (after playing PigShooter for the first time)
"Whoa. That was intense."
- Jacob
"Gary love shooting pigs!"
- Gary (age 3)
If you haven't played PigShooter, then you haven't lived. It is that simple. PigShooter sets the standard for advanced OpenGL
hardware accelerated 2D graphics, amazing sound effects that bring you into the action, and a unique gameplay experience that
is unlike any other game you have ever admitted to playing.
This groundbreaking game features a completely open-ended plot so the action never quits! There is no score keeping and no way
to die. PigShooter is the ultimate confidence booster. This cutting edge design is the result of minutes of hard research into
the inner workings of the human psyche - and it shows!
PigShooter doesn't just feature cutting edge game design. No sir. PigShooter is also endowed with stunning 2D artwork from
artists around the world. As an added bonus, the artists have no idea! Thanks to advances in Google Image Searching Technology,
PigShooter's unique look and sound was put together completely without permission of the authors or even knowledge as to who the
authors are!
Now at version 2.0, PigShooter boasts an exclusive package of motivational messages precisely engineered to produce positive mental feedback
during your game playing experience. Intensive studies done by major universities have arrived at stunning conclusions which were completely
unincorporated into PigShooter's design. This game is paving the way toward a whole new paradigm of interactive entertainment technology!
With all of these advanced features, you might expect PigShooter to sell for upwards of three and possibly as high as four dollars,
right? Well you would be wrong! PigShooter is free! Yes, that's right, free! And PigShooter delivers on your free investment.
Believe me, you will get what you pay for!
Download PigShooter today and share it with your friends!
Discuss the latest PigShooter strategies or get answers to your questions from the most dedicated players in the world at the official PigShooter message board.
"The long-awaited PigShooter 2.0 is a disappointment. The new 'features' are little more than a distraction, and somehow, the beautiful
simplicity that made the original PigShooter such a success has fallen by the wayside. Don't believe the hype... it's a pity that one of the most
promising franchises in recent game history has become all about the money."
- disgruntled fan
The PigShooter Advanced Game Play Formula has been meticulously calculated to a precision of 13 decimal places and shows
that version 2.0 is exactly 2.73024x better than version 1.0. Any perceived discrepancy between the results of the calculation of the PigShooter
Advanced Game Play Formula and a player are an indication that the player has taken neither the time nor the attention required to properly evaluate
version 2.0. We encourage you to spend a few days with PigShooter in order to re-calibrate your internal Fun Metrics. If after this time you still
hold the same views, please feel free to never speak of it again.